Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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