doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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