ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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