Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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