I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I want to fling myself into the sun
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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