i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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