if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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