how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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