Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
