are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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