What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Randomize
