***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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