The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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