We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My vagina is officially offended.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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