sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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