I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
we should paint friendship bongs
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