How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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