Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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