what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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