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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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