im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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