Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Boobs speak an international language.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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