She announced her abortion via fbk
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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