Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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