I think scott just propositioned me for sex
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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