So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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