I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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