dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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