i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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