I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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