I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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