That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im holly from the hills drunk
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
