She said her name was "party"
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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