wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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