I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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