I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
