so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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