Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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