Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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