I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
