I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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