So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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