And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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