I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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