Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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