She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
