I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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