Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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