Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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