Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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