Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Pooping to opera.
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