We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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