dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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