Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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