Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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