I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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