You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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