I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She told me I should be a condom model.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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