I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
A bitchslap is in order.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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