I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
