i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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