help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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