Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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